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S: OHMIGOSH IS THAT THE NUGNUG EDITION OF THE GALAXY WARS HANDBOOK!?
F: YOU KNOW IT.
S: Dudeee.
F: Dude.
S: So…
F: …we aren’t going to discuss the heavy fangirl undertones of this conversation later on, right?
S: You know it.

Freddie and Spencer are men. Manly-men. (Sometimes.)

S: OHMIGOSH IS THAT THE NUGNUG EDITION OF THE GALAXY WARS HANDBOOK!?

F: YOU KNOW IT.

S: Dudeee.

F: Dude.

S: So…

F: …we aren’t going to discuss the heavy fangirl undertones of this conversation later on, right?

S: You know it.

Freddie and Spencer are men. Manly-men. (Sometimes.)

8 months ago
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Sam: Spencer? I’m starting to think I don’t want to go anymore.
Spencer: What is that I hear? Sam Puckett? Scared of a wittle ride?
Sam: What? No. I’m not scared. I’m just being reasonable. We could fall while on the ski lift. And skiing can’t be that fun. Like, two sticks and a hill. No biggie.
Spencer: So…you’re scared.
Sam: Shut up!

Spencer and Sam go on a non-ski trip.

Sam: Spencer? I’m starting to think I don’t want to go anymore.

Spencer: What is that I hear? Sam Puckett? Scared of a wittle ride?

Sam: What? No. I’m not scared. I’m just being reasonable. We could fall while on the ski lift. And skiing can’t be that fun. Like, two sticks and a hill. No biggie.

Spencer: So…you’re scared.

Sam: Shut up!

Spencer and Sam go on a non-ski trip.



F: What are you doing?
S: What does it look like, Frednub? I’m packing.
F: For what?
S: What else? For college.
F: But SCC doesn’t take applications until—
S: I’m not going to Seattle Community. I’m going to live with Melanie. In Ohio.
F: But Sam! We swore, me, you and Carly! You said we’d grow up together!
S: I don’t want to leave you or Carly behind! It wasn’t my choice.
F: Then don’t leave. You can’t leave. Please.
S: It’s not that easy, Freddie.

Freddie finds out about Sam’s plans for college, and he’s not happy.

F: What are you doing?

S: What does it look like, Frednub? I’m packing.

F: For what?

S: What else? For college.

F: But SCC doesn’t take applications until—

S: I’m not going to Seattle Community. I’m going to live with Melanie. In Ohio.

F: But Sam! We swore, me, you and Carly! You said we’d grow up together!

S: I don’t want to leave you or Carly behind! It wasn’t my choice.

F: Then don’t leave. You can’t leave. Please.

S: It’s not that easy, Freddie.

Freddie finds out about Sam’s plans for college, and he’s not happy.

9 months ago
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C: Gibby?
G: Yeah?
C: Thank you for agreeing to go on a date with me, I’ve been thinking about this for a while now, and when you confessed your feelings for me, I…
G: Don’t talk. Talking is for later.
Meanwhile, behind a large, nearby rock…
S: That is the cheesiest line I have ever heard!
F: Sam, be quiet! You don’t want them to find us, right?
S: I can’t believe they’re in love with each other. They’re complete opposites; they won’t last a month.
F: Complete opposites?
S: Yeah. Why are you doing that thing with your eyebrows, like when you’re deep in thought or something?
F: Well, we’re complete opposites, Sam. And we lasted. Maybe we should give them a chance.

Carly and Gibby get their happy ending; and Sam and Freddie spy on them.

C: Gibby?

G: Yeah?

C: Thank you for agreeing to go on a date with me, I’ve been thinking about this for a while now, and when you confessed your feelings for me, I…

G: Don’t talk. Talking is for later.

Meanwhile, behind a large, nearby rock…

S: That is the cheesiest line I have ever heard!

F: Sam, be quiet! You don’t want them to find us, right?

S: I can’t believe they’re in love with each other. They’re complete opposites; they won’t last a month.

F: Complete opposites?

S: Yeah. Why are you doing that thing with your eyebrows, like when you’re deep in thought or something?

F: Well, we’re complete opposites, Sam. And we lasted. Maybe we should give them a chance.

Carly and Gibby get their happy ending; and Sam and Freddie spy on them.

9 months ago
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S: Next on iCarly, Freddie and I will be hanging out with your favorite little internet-famous baby, Baby Spencer!
BS: Hi, Mamma! Hi, Daddy!
F: Wait, uh, Baby Spencer, we’re not your parents.
BS: Then what did I see going on downstairs before the show—
S: …And that’s all we have for iCarly today!

Spencer teases Sam and Freddie on-air.

S: Next on iCarly, Freddie and I will be hanging out with your favorite little internet-famous baby, Baby Spencer!

BS: Hi, Mamma! Hi, Daddy!

F: Wait, uh, Baby Spencer, we’re not your parents.

BS: Then what did I see going on downstairs before the show—

S: …And that’s all we have for iCarly today!

Spencer teases Sam and Freddie on-air.

9 months ago
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S: Carls. Carlyyyy.
C: Hmmm? Sam, I’m tired. Can’t it wait till morning?
S: Nooo.
C: All right, what is it?
S: Thank you for being my best friend.
C: …You’re welcome, Sam. Go to sleep, okay?
S: Mhmm…

A half-asleep Sam needs to tell Carly something.

S: Carls. Carlyyyy.

C: Hmmm? Sam, I’m tired. Can’t it wait till morning?

S: Nooo.

C: All right, what is it?

S: Thank you for being my best friend.

C: …You’re welcome, Sam. Go to sleep, okay?

S: Mhmm…

A half-asleep Sam needs to tell Carly something.

9 months ago
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F: You know, Carly, taking twenty pictures of the same tree with your cellphone’s camera isn’t exactly “professional photography”.
C: Oh, shut up.

Freddie comments on Carly’s lack of photography skills.

F: You know, Carly, taking twenty pictures of the same tree with your cellphone’s camera isn’t exactly “professional photography”.

C: Oh, shut up.

Freddie comments on Carly’s lack of photography skills.



newshowjennette said: not know howto I feel when I'm sad and I read this and thanks to you I'm writing fic and fic escibo know if also thanks for your ideas and I have more imagination thank you very much for making this possible and I am ahciendo fic called "iLove Jimmy Fallon "

Thank you so much!

We’re really glad to be an inspiration for fic writers and the iCarly fandom in general.

Although, we owe the success of this blog to you, and to the rest of our followers, because you motivate us to keep writing and to continue on with this blog.

Can you send us the link to your fic? We’d love to read it!

A reminder to the rest of our followers, though: If you are going to write a fic based on one of our posts, then we would love for you to credit this blog, and the submitter (if applicable).

As an endnote to this particular answer, here’s a Jennette McCurdy gif!

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9 months ago


“I’m so sorry,” Freddie says again, to the small blonde on the bed. Her eyes are closed, have been since three months ago, when she became a victim of a horrible car crash, putting her in a coma.
“This is my fault,” He tells her, although he knows she won’t respond. “If I was more careful, you wouldn’t be here. If I was paying more attention to my surroundings, I—”
The image of the accident was still fresh in his mind. They were going to a movie, as friends, since Carly had to finish her Science project that was due the day after. He had a driver’s license, and Sam did not, so she had no choice but to come with him.
They were laughing and fighting as usual, and the next thing he knew, a truck had hit the right side of his car; the side Sam was unfortunately sitting on.
Droplets of tears were falling now, from his eyes, and to the ivory blanket of the hospital bed. He doesn’t try to wipe them off.
“Time to wake up, Sam.” He says everyday to her still body. The doctor says he doesn’t know when she’ll wake up, doesn’t know if she’ll wake up, and it’s too much for Freddie to handle.
On bad days, he still visits her, but the stress gets to him — it does to every teenage boy— and all he does is cry and scream at her to wake up.
He isn’t the only one who worries, though. Carly comes in everyday, too. They’ve stopped doing iCarly for the time being, but that doesn’t stop their fans from sending get well cards and videos that Sam would probably never see.
“We have the best fans ever,” Carly concludes, and Freddie laughs; but it feels foreign to him, as if he’s never laughed before.
He tells her he loves her from time to time, sometimes he means it in a friendship way, but most of the time he means it in that way. The last time he said it to her, was in an elevator in Carly’s apartment nine months ago.
He takes her hand; remembers the way she smiled, the way her blue eyes lit up when she devoured any form of meat, and he says it again.
“I love you, Sam Puckett.”
When suddenly, he feels her grip tighten slightly around his hand.
He’s almost too overjoyed to hear her reply, “I love you, too, Frednub.”

Sam is in a coma, and Freddie tells her how he feels.
Submitted by: i-will-stop-the-whole-world

“I’m so sorry,” Freddie says again, to the small blonde on the bed. Her eyes are closed, have been since three months ago, when she became a victim of a horrible car crash, putting her in a coma.

“This is my fault,” He tells her, although he knows she won’t respond. “If I was more careful, you wouldn’t be here. If I was paying more attention to my surroundings, I—”

The image of the accident was still fresh in his mind. They were going to a movie, as friends, since Carly had to finish her Science project that was due the day after. He had a driver’s license, and Sam did not, so she had no choice but to come with him.

They were laughing and fighting as usual, and the next thing he knew, a truck had hit the right side of his car; the side Sam was unfortunately sitting on.

Droplets of tears were falling now, from his eyes, and to the ivory blanket of the hospital bed. He doesn’t try to wipe them off.

“Time to wake up, Sam.” He says everyday to her still body. The doctor says he doesn’t know when she’ll wake up, doesn’t know if she’ll wake up, and it’s too much for Freddie to handle.

On bad days, he still visits her, but the stress gets to him — it does to every teenage boy— and all he does is cry and scream at her to wake up.

He isn’t the only one who worries, though. Carly comes in everyday, too. They’ve stopped doing iCarly for the time being, but that doesn’t stop their fans from sending get well cards and videos that Sam would probably never see.

“We have the best fans ever,” Carly concludes, and Freddie laughs; but it feels foreign to him, as if he’s never laughed before.

He tells her he loves her from time to time, sometimes he means it in a friendship way, but most of the time he means it in that way. The last time he said it to her, was in an elevator in Carly’s apartment nine months ago.

He takes her hand; remembers the way she smiled, the way her blue eyes lit up when she devoured any form of meat, and he says it again.

“I love you, Sam Puckett.”

When suddenly, he feels her grip tighten slightly around his hand.

He’s almost too overjoyed to hear her reply, “I love you, too, Frednub.”

Sam is in a coma, and Freddie tells her how he feels.

Submitted by: i-will-stop-the-whole-world

9 months ago
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Anonymous said: I like how you're all from different time zones! (judging from the time each of you posts)

The awesome thing about that is, while it’s night where Danni and Nicole live, it’s morning where I (Abigail) live. That way, there can be at least one person online at (almost) every hour. So, yeah, it’s pretty cool :)

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